Inspirational & famous Quotations

1] A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
G.C. Lichtenberg (1742 – 1799)
2] I Quote only the better to express myself
Michel de Montaigne (1533- 1592)
3] The price of greatness is responsibility.
Winston Churchill
4] The formula for complete happiness is to be very busy with the un important.
A. Edward Newton
5] A conclusion is a place where you got tired thinking.
Martin .H. Fisher
6] What troubles the poor is the money they can’t get, and what troubles the rich is the money they can’t keep.
7] Success goes to your head, failure to your heart.
8] The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.
Karl Marx (1818 – 1883)
9] The measure of man is what he does with power.
Pittacus (650 ? – 569?BC)
10] The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
William Arthur Ward
11] The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was small.
Witter Bynner
12] The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swipped them from them from chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don’t like their rules, whose would you use?
Dale Carnegic.
13] The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
John Berry.
14] If you feed the people just with revolutionary slogans they will listen today, they will listen tomorrow, but on the fourth day they will say, “To hell with you”!.
Nikita Khrushchev
15] The family is the nuclear of civilization.
Will and Ariel Durant.
16] The ideas gained by men before they are twenty five are practically the only ideas they shall have in their lives.
William James.
17] Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
18] When I see the ‘ Ten Most Wanted Lists…’ I always have this thought: I we’d made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn’t be wanted now.
Eddie Cantor
19] Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves and good fortune to others.
Ambrose Bierce.
20] We are tomorrow’s past.
Marry Webb.
21] When a man blames others for his failures, it’s a good idea to credit others with his successes.
Howard. W. Newton.
22] Remember happiness doesn’t depend upon who you or what you have; it depends solely upon what you think.
Dale Carnegie.
23] Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland.
24] It is physically impossible for a well educated, intellectual, or brave man to make money the chief object of his thoughts.
John Ruskin (1819 – 1900).
25] No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense am idiot.
George Bernard shaw.
26] Remember happiness doesn’t depend upon who you or what you have; it depends solely upon what you think.
Dale Carnegie.
27] Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
P.T. Barnum
28] A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twin.
29] This land of ours cannot be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in .
Richard. M. Nixon; Theodore Roosevelt.
30] A Christian is a man who feels repentance on a Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
Thomas. R. Ybarra
31] A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin.
32] Act well at the moment, and you have performed a good action to all eternity. [And do it now ! There may be a law against it tomorrow]
Johann Kaspar Lavater (1741-1801)
33] If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability
Henry Ford
34] The wise make proverbs and fools repeat them.
Issac D’ Israeli (1766 -1848)
35] Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
36] I believe the state exists for the development of individual lives, not individuals for the development of state.
Julian Huxley.
37] A new question has risen in modern man’s mind, the question, namely, whether life is worth living… No sensible answer can be given to the question… because the question does not make any sense.
Enrich Fromm.
38] The value of an idea has nothing what so ever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it.
Oscar Wilde.
39] Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him.
Paul Eldridge.
40] We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogres.
41] It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
Anatole France.
42] Life is mostly forth and bubble, Two things stand like stone – Kindness in another’s trouble, courage in our own.
Adam. L. Gordon
43] Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
George Jessel.
44] From the errors of others a wise man corrects his own.
Publilius Syrus ( c.1st Century BC)
45] There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw.
46] No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense am idiot.
George Bernard shaw.
47] To be fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization..
Arnold Toynbee
48] The hen is an egg’s way of producing another egg.
Samuel Butler
49] When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.
Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 – 43 BC)
50] The family is the nuclear of civilization.
Will and Ariel Durant.
51] The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it.
52] Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower class. [Socialism is bureaucracy of the people, by the people, and for the people.]
Oswald spengler
53] True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
Winstan Churchill.
54] No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Charles Dickens (1812 – 1870
55] The secret of education is respecting pupil.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
56] The goal of life is death.
Sigmund Freud.
57] A Christian is a man who feels repentance on a Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
Thomas. R. Ybarra
58] Great Minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
59] The only problems money can solve are money problems.
60] The past is but the beginning of a beginning.
H.G.Wells.
61] In formal logic, a contradiction is the signal of defeat: but in the evolution of real in progress toward victory
Alfred North White head.
62] The trouble with being tolerant is that people think you don’t understand the problem
Merle. L. Meacham
63] Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Don Marquis.
64] The victor will never be asked if he fold the truth.
Adolf Hitler
65] Each morning puts a man on trial and each evening passes judgement.
Roy. L. Smith.
66] Inventing is a combination of brains and materials. The more brains you use, the less material you need.
Charles.F. Kettering.
67] There are two kinds of fools. One says, “This is old, therefore it is good.” The other says, “ This is new, therefore it is better.”
68] I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the last judgment, it takes place every day.
Albert camus
69] If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Harry S.Trumann
70] Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
William Hazlitt (1778 – 1830)
71] The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
Alfred North White head.
72] To be like Christ is to be a Christian
William Penn (1644-1718)
73] Happy the man who early learns the wide chasm that lies between his wishes and his powers.
Johann. W. Von Goethe
74] Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
75] Love is the word used to express the sexual excitement of the young, the `habituation of the middle aged and the mutual dependency of the old.
John Ciaraci.
76] A sociologist is a scientist who blames crime on everything and everyone, except the person who commits it.
77] Children enjoy the present because they have neither a past nor a future.
Jean de La Bruyere (1645 – 1696).
78] Wise men learns more from fools than fools from wise man.
Marcus Porcius (234 -149 BC)
79] The devil is a gentleman who never goes where he is not welcome.
John. A. Lincoln
80] We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it – and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on as hot stove – lid again – and that’s well; but also she will never sit
Mark Twain.
81] No other factor in history, not even religion, has produced so many wars as has the clash of national egotisms sanctified by the name of Patriotism.
Preserved Smith.
82] The elimination of war should be the major task of social education.
Konrad Lorenz
83] If the work of God could be comprehended by reason, it would if no longer wonderful, and faith would have no merit if reason provided proof.
Pope Gregory I
84] There is a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine.
85] The trouble with her is that she tacks the power of conversation but not he power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw.
86] When a man has pity on all living creatures then only is he noble.
Budha ( 563? – 483? BC)
87] What can a man do who doesn’t know what to do.
Milton Mayor.
88] The foolish and the dead alone never change their opinion.
James Russel Lowell. (1819 - 1891)
89] Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it.
Horace (65 – 8 BC)
90] The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life.
Albert Einstein
91] A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
Anatole france.
92] The middle of the road is where the white line is – and that’s the worst place to drive.
Robert Frost.
93] Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
Thomas Jefferson (1743- 1826)
94] Put God to work for you and maximize your potential in our divinely ordered capitalist system.
Norman Vincent Peale.
95] Opinions cannot survive if one has no chance to fight for them.
Thomas Mann.
96] It is the great triumph of genius to make the common appear novel.
Johann. W. Von Goethe (1749 – 1832)
97] All epoch- making revolutionary events have been produced not by the written but the spoken word.
Adolf Hitler.
98] Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil.
Mohandan Gandhi.
99] Admitting Error clears the score And proves you wiser than before.
Arthur Guiterman.
100] Spartans, stoics, heroes, saints and gods use a short and positive speech.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
101] One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
William Shakespeare.
102] It is not that I think or believe, but that I know.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
103] A cinic is a man who knows the price of every thing and the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde ( 1854 – 1900)
104] Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example. [We have to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.]
Duc de La Rochefoucauld
105] Every thought is new when an actual expresses it in a manner peculiar to himself.
Marquis de Vauvenargues (1715 – 1747).
106] The export of revolution is nonsense. Every country makes its own revolution if it wants to, and if it does not want to, there will be no revolution.
Joseph Statin
107] The devil can cite scriptures for his purpose.
Willian Shakespeare
108] A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another’s.
Jean Paul Richer (1763-11845)
109] A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one way street.
Laurence . J. Peter.
110] The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
Mary Marsh.
111] Invention breeds invention.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
112] There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
Laurence. J. Peter
113] Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.
Alfred North White head.
114] To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
Confucius (BC551 – 479 BC)
115] To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves
Virginia Woolf
116] If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with plato, and more time in the buses with people
Simeon Strunsky
117] Wiser man learns by other man’s mistakes, fools by their own.
H. G. Bohn.
118] The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.
Aristotle (384 – 322BC)
119] The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow.
120] Men fight for freedom; then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves.
121] A proverb is a short sentence based on a long experience.
Miguel de Cervantes (1547 – 1616)
122] Immortality is hereditary – you can get it from four children.
Sam Levenson
123] Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
Robert Quillen.
124] The vigorous are no better than the lazy during one half of life, for all men are alike when asleep.
Aristotle(384 – 322BC)
125] Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Susan Ertz.
126] A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twin.
127] 388. Leisure is the most Challenging responsibility a man be offered.
Dr.William Russel.
128] Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don’t win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard. M. Nixon.
129] Love is the word used to express the sexual excitement of the young, the `habituation of the middle aged and the mutual dependency of the old.
John Ciaraci.
130] Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
Johann. W. Von Goethe.
131] Mothers and Dads that take their children to church never get into trouble. [But going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.]
J. Edgar Hoover
132] You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.
Dr. O.A. Battista.
133] Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
Robert Frost.
134] The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
G.K. Chesterton.
135] To most men, experience is like the stern lights of a ship which illuminate only the track it has passed.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772 – 1834)
136] A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
Saint Augustin (354 – 430)
137] A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterwards.
Jean Paul Richter (1763 – 1825)
138] The dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all its meaninglessness.
- Martin Esslin.
139] Success is a journey, not a destination.
Ben Sweetland
140] Try to know everything of something, and something of everything.
Henry Peter, Lord Brougham
141] Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
142] Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have so spend it wisely.
Kay Lyons
143] In all things that are purely social we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress
Booker. T. Washington.
144] If you would not be forgotten as son as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing.
Benjamin Franklin
145] A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
Jerome Lawrence
146] Society can exist only on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks.
Lin Yutang.
147] The ultimate good is better veached by free trade in ideas. The best test of truth is the power of the thought to get itself accepted in the competition of the market.
Oliver Wendell Holmes.
148] Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughar.
149] Socialism is workable only in heaven where it isn’t needed, and in hell where they’ve got it.
Cecil Palmer
150] There are a handful of people whom money ourselves among them. -
Mignon Mc. Laughin.
151] Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein
152] Many people are extremely happy, but are absolutely worthless to the society.
Charles Gow.
153] If a man runs after money, he’s money mad; if he keeps it, he’s a capitalist; if he spends it, he’s a play- boy; if he doesn’t get it, he’s a ne’er-do-well; if he doesn’t try to get it, he lacks ambition. If he gets it without working for it, he’s a paras
Vic Oliver.
154] Facts are stupid until brought in to connection with some general law.
Louis Agassiz (1807 – 1873)
155] It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man.
Albert Einstein.
156] A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one way street.
Laurence . J. Peter.
157] Leaders have significant role in creating the state of mind that is society.
John Gardner
158] Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Samuel Butler
159] The control man has secured over nature has far outrun his control over himself
Earnest Jones.
160] And in today already walks tomorrow.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
161] Living is entirely too time- consuming
Irne Peter
162] There’s no possibilility of being witty without a little ill- nature.
Richard Brinsley Sherivan(1751-1816)
163] The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore.
164] Committee – a group of unfit, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. [ * To get something done, a committee should consists of no more than three men, two of them absent. * Committees have become so important now a days that sub committees have
Stewart Harrol
165] Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training.
Anna Freud
166] A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Elbert Hubbard
167] Committee - a group of men individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
168] Every individual has a place to fill in the world and is important in some respect whether he chooses to be so or not.
Nathaniel Hawthrone (1804 – 1864)
169] However brilliant an action, it should not be esteemed great unless the result of a great motive.
Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613 – 1680)
170] Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.
171] Life is doubt, and faith without doubt is nothing but death.
Miguel Le Unamuno.
172] Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Howard .W. Newton
173] Experience is the comb that Nature gives us when we are bald.
Belgian Proverb.
174] Christ died for our sin. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?.
Jules Feiffer.
175] When a man has pity on all living creatures then only is he noble.
Budha
176] Socialism is workable only in heaven where it isn’t needed, and in hell where they’ve got it.
Cecil Palmer
177] Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
Michelangelo.
178] Committee – a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Miltan Berle
179] The chief virtue that language can have is clearness, and nothing detracts it from so much as the use of unfamiliar words.
Hippocrates (460? – 370BC)
180] Liberty is the one thing you can’t have unless you give it to others.
William Allen White.
181] Surely God would not have created such a being a man to exist only for a day ! No, no, man was made for immortality.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 – 1505)
182] Were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
Christopher Morley.
183] An alcoholic spends his life committing suicide on the installment plan.
184] The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.
William Saroyan
185] It fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Antole France
186] When we lose our individual independence in the corporate ness of a mass movement, we find a new freedom – to hate, bully, lie, torture, murder and betray without shame and remorse. Herein undoubtedly lies part of the attractiveness of a mass movement.
Eric Hoffer.
187] To hate and to fear is to be psychologically ill… it is infact, the consuming illness of our time.
H.A . Overstreet.
188] The devil can cite scriptures for his purpose.
Willian Shakespeare
189] To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
Confucius (BC551 – 479 BC)
190] The natural forces crush and destroy man when he transgresses them, as they destroy or neutralize one another.
John Burroughs.
191] The wise make proverbs and fools repeat them.
Issac D’ Israeli (1766 -1848)
192] The only things we have to fear is fear itself.
Franklin Delano Rosevelt.
193] Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin- skinned people. [There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.]
Richard Armour
194] Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
Walter Lippmann
195] You can flatter any man by telling him he’s the kind of man who can’t be flattered.
196] To grow old is to pass from passion to compassion.
Albert Camus.
197] When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing is life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Oscar Wilde.
198] Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiners to doubt.
H.L. Mencken
199] There is nothing permanent except change.
Heraclitus (540-475 BC)
200] Our inequality materializes our upper class, vulgarizes our middle class, brutalizes our lower class.
Mathew Arnold ( 1822 – 1888)
201] The lust for comfort, the stealthy thing that enters the house as a guest and then becomes a host and then a master.
Joseph Conrad
202] To like an individual because he’s black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn’t white.
e.e. Cummings.
203] The strength of a nation is derived from the integrity of its homes.
Confucius (551 – 479 BC)
204] Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
Robert Quillen.
205] An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
Albert camus.
206] It is easy to be tolerant of the principles of other people of you have none of your own.
Sir Herbert Samuel
207] Wonder father than the doubt is the root of knowledge.
Abraham Joshus Heschel.
208] Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
Johann. W. Von Goethe ( 1749 – 1832)
209] Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.
Ciecero (106 – 43 B.C)
210] Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul.
Gandhiji
211] When a man blames others for his failures, it’s a good idea to credit others with his successes.
Howard. W. Newton.
212] When I see the ‘ Ten Most Wanted Lists…’ I always have this thought: I we’d made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn’t be wanted now.
Eddie Cantor
213] A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
Charles. F. Kettering.
214] Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
C.W. Ceram.
215] Man is a social animal.
Baruch Spinoza (1632 – 1677)
216] All cruelty springs from weakness.
Seneca ( 4BC- Ad 65)
217] There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
Alfred Korzybski
218] People who take time to be alone usually have depth, originality, and quiet reserve.
John Milter.
219] A man has only one way of being immortal on this earth : he has to forget he is mortal
Jean Giraudoux.
220] There is something that is much more scare, something rather than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability
Robert Half
221] Your levelers wish to level down as far as themselves, but they cannot bear leveling up to themselves.
Samuel Johnson (1709- 1784)
222] I would rather be a philosopher and a coward than a hero and a fool.
Ambrose pratt.
223] The export of revolution is nonsense. Every country makes its own revolution if it wants to, and if it does not want to, there will be no revolution.
Joseph Statin
224] I had a lover’s quarrel with the world.
Robert frost.
225] Life does not cease to be funny when people die, any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
226] People fall in love, but they have to climb out.
227] We are all of us, more or less, the laves of
William Haz litt (1778 -1830).
228] He has every attribute of a dog except loyalty.
Senator Thomas . P. Gore.
229] If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
Confucius (C 551 – 479 BC).
230] I keep six honest serving men/. They taught me all I kew/. Their names are What and Why and When/ And How and Where and Who.
Rudyard Kipling
231] Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 -1821)
232] The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
H.L. Mencken.
233] The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Samuel Johnson
234] I gave my life to learning how to live. Now I have organized it all…. It is just about over.
Sandra Hochman
235] Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
George Bernard Shaw.
236] It is impossible to escape the impression that people commonly use false standards of measurement – they seek power, success and wealth for themselves and admire them in others, and that they underestimate what is true value in life.
Sigmund frued.
237] When I look back on all these worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his death bed that he had a lot of troubles in his life, most of which never happened.
Winston Churchill
238] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
George Jean Nathen
239] The only abnormality is the incapability to love
Anais Nin.
240] There are a handful of people whom money ourselves among them. -
Mignon Mc. Laughin.
241] The lust for comfort, the stealthy thing that enters the house as a guest and then becomes a host and then a master.
Joseph Conrad
242] Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we call theories.
Felic Cohen
243] The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
Horace Wal Pole (1707 – 1797)
244] Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve.
Robert .S. Lynd.
245] Humility is to make a right estimate of one’s self.
Charles Haddam Spurgeon.
246] There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I am lead them.
Alexandre Ledru-Rollin (1870-1874)
247] The secret of education is respecting pupil.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
248] To get profit without risk, experience without danger, and reward without work, is an impossible as it is to live without being born.
A.P. Gouthey.
249] [speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.]
250] Nothing is more terrible than activity without insight.
Thomas Carlyle
251] Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
Bernard. M. Baruch.
252] Can’t a critic give his opinion of an omlette without being asked to lay an egg ?
Clayton Rawson
253] Despite my thirty years of research in to the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer….. The great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want ?
Sigmund Freud.
254] Think twice before you speak – and you’ll find every one talking about something else.
Francis Rodman.
255] The goal of life is death.
Sigmund Freud.
256] Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Wilson Mizner
257] Those who suppress freedom always do so in the name of law and order.
John Lindsay.
258] The formula for complete happiness is to be very busy with the un important.
A. Edward Newton
259] The secret source of humor itself is not joy sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
260] Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant the digitalis of failure.
Elbert Hubbard.
261] To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves.
Will and Ariel Durant.
262] It matters of principles, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current.
Thomas Jefferson.
263] A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw.
264] To like an individual because he’s black is just an insulting as to dislike him because he isn’t white.
e. e. Cummings.
265] If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
John . F. Kennedy.
266] Atom bomb stockpiles are no guarantee of security. Until lust and greed and murder are removed from the hearts of men, there is, there can be, no peace or security.
A.P. Gouthey
267] Back of every noble life there are principles that have fashioned it.
George Horace Lorimer.
268] Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughar.
269] The trouble with her is that she tacks the power of conversation but not he power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw.
270] The brighter you are the more you have not learn.
Don Herold.
271] The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.
Winston Churchill
272] Man is what he believes.
Anton Chekhov
273] The best thing and best people rise out of their separateness; I’ am against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.
Robert Frost.
274] The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are night sometimes
Winston Churchill.
275] Nothing is more terrible than activity without insight.
Thomas Carlyle
276] Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder’s than any other agency in the world.
Richard Le Gallienne.
277] If you don’t team to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old
Ed How.
278] The most powerful factor in the world are clear ideas in the minds of energetic men of good will.
J. Arthur Thomson .
279] Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo
280] Every sentence I utter must be understood not as an affirmation, but as a question.
Neils Bohr
281] There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
Laurence. J. Peter
282] There is nothing new under the sun. –
BIBLE
283] The tyrant dies and his rule ends, the martyr dies and his rule begins
Soren Kierkegaare.
284] Committee – a group of unfit, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. [ * To get something done, a committee should consists of no more than three men, two of them absent. * Committees have become so important now a days that sub committees have
Stewart Harrol
285] Christ believed in Hell. I do not myself feel that any person who is really profoundly humane can believe in everlasting punishment.
Bertrand Russel.
286] The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.
Socrates (470? – 399 BC)
287] Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
Willian Jennings Bryan.
288] Ignorance of one’s ignorance is the greatest ignorance.
289] Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
Thomas Alva Edison.
290] The walls of books around him, dense with the part, formed a kind of insulation against then present world and its disasters.[A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns it6s back on you and remains a friend].
Ross Macdonald
291] The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Team, Nathan
292] The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment
Dorothy Nevill.
293] If happiness truly consisted in physical case and freedom from care then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, and American cow.
William Lyon Phelps.
294] Pessimist : One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Oscar Wilde.
295] We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
Napoleon Bonaparte.
296] A great many people think they are thinking when they are rearranging their prejudices.
William James
297] The Quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.
Evan Esar
298] Friendship is an arrangement by which we undertake to exchange small favors for big ones.
Baron de Montesquie. (1689 – 1799)
299] Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost degree
Ezva Pound.
300] What man is the basis of what he dreams and thinks, accepts and rejects, feels and perceives.
John Mason Brown.
301] A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that each one thinks he is getting the biggest piece.
302] We are tomorrow’s past.
Marry Webb
303] The certainties of one age are the problems of the next.
R.H. Tawney
304] The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.
Daute Alighieri (1265 – 1321)
305] Good people are good because they’ve come to wisdom through failure.
William Saroyan.
306] Man is a political animal.
Aristotle (384 – 322 BC)
307] Let us train our minds to desire what the situations demands.
Sences (4 B.C – A.D 65)
308] Life is a Progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.
Samuel Johnson ( 1709 – 1784)
309] The basic problem is the out civilization, which is a civilization of machines, can teach man everything except how to be a man.
310] When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing is life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Oscar Wilde.
311] The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke ( 1749 – 1797)
312] The mutual and universal dependence of individuals who remain indifferent to one another constitutes the social network that binds them together.
Karl Marx (1818 – 1883)
313] Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
314] Happiness is liking what you do as well as doing what you like.
315] Governments exist to protect the rights of minorities.
Wendell Phillips.
316] Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope…. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples build a curr
Robert. F. Kennedy.
317] Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark Twain.
318] Million say the apple fell but Newton was the one to ask why.
Bernard. M. Baruch.
319] What we call “Progress” is the exchange of on nuisance for another nuisance.
Havelock Ellis
320] One of the weakness of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our needs from our greeds. [ As the farmer said, “ I’m not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.]
Don Robinson.
321] Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Wilson Mizner
322] No matter what side of an argument you’re on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side. [ There are two sides to even argument, until you take one]
Jdscha Heifetz
323] Your levelers wish to level down as far as themselves, but they cannot bear leveling up to themselves.
Samuel Johnson (1709- 1784)
324] I am not interested in age. People who tell their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel.
Elizabeth Arden.
325] Any body can be pope; the proof of this that I have become one.
Pope John XXIII.
326] A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man’s a man only as long as he can.
Moms Mabley.
327] We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.
Harold Nicholson.
328] The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Samuel Johnson
329] Don’t worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
The old Framer’s Almanac
330] Success is counted sweetest, by those who ne’er succeed.
Emily Dickinson
331] Million say the apple fell but Newton was the one to ask why.
Bernard. M. Baruch.
332] It is not best that we should all thinks alike; it is difference of opinion which makes horse races.
Mark Twain.
333] The Bible is the most thought suggesting book in the world. No other deals with such grand themes.
Herrick Johnson.
334] A conclusion is a place where you got tired thinking.
Martin .H. Fisher
335] All paid employments absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle
336] The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it.
337] The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep’s throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator while the wolf denounces his for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 – 1865)
338] The devil is a gentleman who never goes where he is not welcome.
John. A. Lincoln
339] True patriotism doesn’t exclude an understanding of the patriotism of others.
Queen Elizabeth II.
340] Don’t worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
The old Framer’s Almanac
341] If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with plato, and more time in the buses with people
Simeon Strunsky
342] No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much.
Jean Paul Richter ( 1763 – 1829)
343] Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
Conte Vittevio Alfieri ( 1749 – 1803
344] An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
H.L. Mencken.
345] To me, it seems a dreadful indignity to have a soul controlled by geography.
George Santayans.
346] Man is a rope connecting animal and super man – a rope over a precipe. What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not a goal.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900).
347] Every beginning is a consequence every beginning ends something.
Paul valery.
348] That man is great who can use the brains of others to carry out his work.
Doun Piatt.
349] Power does not corrupt men; but fools, if they get in to a position of power, corrupt power.
George Bernard Shaw.
350] A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
351] Up, sluggard and waste not like; in the grave will be sleeping enough.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 – 1790)
352] People will sometimes forgive you the good you have done them, but seldom the harm they have done you.
Somerset Maugham.
353] The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings.
Henri Frederic Amiel (1821 – 1881)
354] The Bible is the most thought suggesting book in the world. No other deals with such grand themes.
Herrick Johnson.
355] Whenever one fins one self inclined to bitterness, it is a sign of emotional failure.
Bertrand Russel.
356] If you are too fortunate, you will not know yourself. If you are too unfortunate, nobody will know you.
Thomas fuller (1608 – 1661)
357] A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred Allen
358] He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.[ If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don’t need advice.]
Karl Ven Knebel [ 1784 – 1834]
359] The best thing and best people rise out of their separateness; I’ am against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.
Robert Frost.
360] The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn’t have when you were young you no longer want.
L.S.Mc Candless
361] It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.
Andre Gide.
362] It is impossible to escape the impression that people commonly use false standards of measurement – they seek power, success and wealth for themselves and admire them in others, and that they underestimate what is true value in life.
Sigmund frued.
363] Wonder is the feeling of a philosopher, and philosophy begins in wonder.
Socrates.
364] 548. Prayer of the modern American: “Dear God, I pray for patience. And I want it right now !”
Oren Arnold.
365] If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
Henry David Thorean
366] The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out.
Thomas Babington Macaulas (1800-1859)
367] Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example. [We have to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.]
Duc de La Rochefoucauld
368] You must pay the fool a little time if you would not be thought wholly a foot… Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.
Michel De Montaighe. (1533 – 1592)
369] I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him.
Galileo Galilei ( 1564 -1642)
370] I like the dreams of the future than the history of the past.
Thomas Jetlersen (1743 – 1826)
371] Under capitalism man exploits man, under socialism the reverse is true.
Polish Proverb.
372] No greater than to remember days of gladness when sorrow is at hand.
Friendrich Schiller ( 1729 – 1805)
373] Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information up on it.
Samuel Johnson (1709 -1784)
374] Whenever one fins one self inclined to bitterness, it is a sign of emotional failure.
Bertrand Russel.
375] If you steal from one another it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.
Wilson Mizner.
376] The past must no longer be used as an anvil for beating out the present and the future.
Paul Emile Borduas.
377] We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.
Harold Nicholson.
378] [speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.]
379] He has every attribute of a dog except loyalty.
Senator Thomas . P. Gore.
380] True patriotism doesn’t exclude an understanding of the patriotism of others.
Queen Elizabeth II.
381] Second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first helf.
Feodor Dostoevski
382] Of all men’s miseries the bitterest is this, to know so much and to have control over nothing.
Herodotus (484 – 432 BC)
383] [Patience may be virtue, but it will never help a rooster lay an egg.]
384] You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
George Bernard Shaw.
385] Many people’s tombstones should read, "Died at 30. Buried at 60".
Nicholas Murray Butler
386] What is honoured in a country will be cultivated there.
Plato
387] 334. Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible, reason distinguishes between the sensible and the senseless. Even the possible can be senseless.
Max Born.
388] The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings.
Henri Frederic Amiel (1821 – 1881)
389] Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
Harry Emersom Fosdick.
390] By belief is that to have no wants is divine.
Socrates.
391] Liberty is being free from the things are don’t like in order to be Slaves of the things we do like.
Ernest Benn.
392] There are three kinds of friends: best friends, guest friends, and pest friends.
393] Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
Samuel Butler.
394] Since 1968 we have spent 364 billion dollars on war; 27 billion dollars on space; and less than 2 billion dollars on community development and housing
395] The defect of equality is that we only desire it with our superiors.
Henry Becque (1837 – 1899)
396] What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of doubt, and has clear conscience? [May the happiest days of the past be his saddest days of the future]
Adam Smith (1823 – 1790)
397] Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy the kind of misery you prefer.
398] True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
Winstan Churchill.
399] Immortality is hereditary – you can get it from four children.
Sam Levenson
400] Any use whatsoever of matrimony exercised in such a way that the act is deliberately frustrated in its natural power to generate life is an offence against the law of God and of nature, and those who indulge in such are branded with the guilt of a grave
Pope Pius – X1
401] Sanity is madness put to good use.
George Santayana.
402] To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you are overdoing it.
J. Jenkins.
403] It better befits a man to laugh at life than to lament over it .
Seneca
404] We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it – and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on as hot stove – lid again – and that’s well; but also she will never sit
Mark Twain.
405] Never answer a critic, unless he’s right.
Bernard .M. Baruch
406] What we call “Progress” is the exchange of on nuisance for another nuisance.
Havelock Ellis
407] A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man’s a man only as long as he can.
Moms Mabley.
408] When the candles are out all women are fair
Plutarch ( 46 – 120 ?)
409] We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.
George Bernard Shaw.
410] If you have a strong idea, you can’t help repeating it and embroidering it. Sometimes I think that authors should write one book and then be put in gas chamber.
John . P. Marquand.
411] The certainties of one age are the problems of the next.
R.H. Tawney
412] Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
Robert Quillen
413] To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself one in a while.
Josh Billings
414] A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Peter Mc Arther
415] It is physically impossible for a well educated, intellectual, or brave man to make money the chief object of his thoughts.
John Ruskin (1819 – 1900).
416] The faith in which I was brought up assured me that I was better than other people; I was saved, they were damned… our hymns were loaded with arrogance – Self- congratulation on how cozy we were with the Almighty and what a high opinion he had of us, wha
Robert Heincein
417] I had a lover’s quarrel with the world.
Robert frost.
418] The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life.
Albert Einstein
419] It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man.
Albert Einstein.
420] Man is what he believes.
Anton Chekhov
421] An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
Albert camus.
422] Originality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before, but in saying exactly what you think yourself.
James Stephens.
423] Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
Conte Vittevio Alfieri ( 1749 – 1803
424] When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.
Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 – 43 BC)
425] There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
O.S. Marden.
426] To like an individual because he’s black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn’t white.
e.e. Cummings.
427] I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.
Tomas Love Peacock (1785 – 1866)
428] An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
Dwinght. D. Eisenhower.
429] Economic growth is not only unnecessary, but ruinous.
Alexander I Solzhewitsyn
430] When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Buck minister Fuller
431] The only problems money can solve are money problems.
432] There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
Ovid (43? BC – AD 18)
433] To believe only possibilities is not faith but mere philosophy
Sir Thomas Browne. (1605 – 1682)
434] It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makers people think they can be happy without money.
Albert camus.
435] A speech is like a love affair. Any fool can start it, but to end it requires considerable skill.
Lord Mancroft.
436] Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have
Harry Omerson Fosdick.
437] Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.
Robert Zend
438] It is not truth that makes man great, but man who makes truth great.
Confucius (C.551 – 479 BC)
439] Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Oscar wilde.
440] For of course the true meaning of a term is to be found by observing what a man does with it, not by what he says about it.
P.W. Bridgman
441] Failure is very difficult for a writer to bear, but very few can manage the shock of early success.
Maurice Valency.
442] I gave my life to learning how to live. Now I have organized it all…. It is just about over.
Sandra Hochman
443] The average man, who does not know what to do with his life wants another one which will last forever.
Anatole France.
444] I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do, provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experiences behind him.
Eleanor Roosevelt.
445] Criticism is a study by which men grew important and formidable at very small expense.
Samuel Johnsom (1709 – 1784)
446] Experience is the comb that Nature gives us when we are bald.
Belgian Proverb.
447] Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say.
William .W. Watt
448] Money is always there but the pockets change; it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money.
Gertrude Stein.
449] There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw.
450] Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil.
Mohandan Gandhi.
451] Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
452] Any time you don’t want anything, you get it.
Calvin Coolidge
453] If at first you don’t succeed, try-try, again. Then quit there’s no use being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields.
454] If you are too fortunate, you will not know yourself. If you are too unfortunate, nobody will know you.
Thomas fuller (1608 – 1661)
455] If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Martin Luther king.
456] It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Mark Twain.
457] An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
458] All great discoveries are made by men whose feelings run ahead of their thinking.
C.H. Parkhurst.
459] The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his order from one who does. [ If you don’t learn from your mistakes, there is no sense making them.]
Herbert. V. Prochnow
460] The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde.
461] Advertising is the trial principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not.
Henry fielding (1707 – 1754)
462] From the errors of others a wise man corrects his own.
Publilius Syrus ( c.1st Century BC)
463] To be persuasive, we must be believable, to be believable, we must be credible; to be credible, we must be truthful.
Edward R. Murrow
464] He dares to be a fool and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.
James Gibbson Huneker.
465] Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo
466] What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul ?.
The Bible
467] There is no meaning in life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers.
Erich Fromm.
468] The greatest revolution of our generation is the discovery that the human beings, by changing inner attitudes of their minds can change aspects of their lives.
William James.
469] To like an individual because he’s black is just an insulting as to dislike him because he isn’t white.
e. e. Cummings.
470] Bravery is being the only one who knows you’ve afraid.
Franklin. P. Jones
471] Those who can, do; those who can’t teach.
George Bernard Shaw.
472] Wonder father than the doubt is the root of knowledge.
Abraham Joshus Heschel.
473] One must not lose desires. They are mighty stimulants to creativeness, to love and to long life.
Alexander. A. Boygomoletz.
474] It is the little writer rather than the great writer who seems never to quote, and the reason is that he is never really doing anything else.
Havelock Ellis.
475] The hen is an egg’s way of producing another egg.
Samuel Butler
476] Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence.
Albert Edward Wiggam.
477] 548. Prayer of the modern American: “Dear God, I pray for patience. And I want it right now !”
Oren Arnold.
478] Success goes to your head, failure to your heart.
479] Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Laurence . C. Coughlin
480] What can a man do who doesn’t know what to do.
Milton Mayor.
481] Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
George Santayana
482] Commonsense is an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge. (1772- 1834)
483] To be like Christ is to be a Christian
William Penn (1644-1718)
484] The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I’m against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.
Robert Frost
485] The basic problem is the out civilization, which is a civilization of machines, can teach man everything except how to be a man.
486] Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
Aristotle ( 384- 322BC)
487] The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.
Norman Vincent Peale.
488] The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow.
489] The only way women could have equal rights nowadays would be to surrender some.
Burton Hillis
490] Some are born good, some make good, and some are caught with the goods.
491] A speech is like a love affair. Any fool can start it, but to end it requires considerable skill.
Lord Mancroft.
492] If you keep you mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish in to it.
William. A. Orton.
493] Good people are good because they’ve come to wisdom through failure.
William Saroyan.
494] We can be knowledgeable with other men’s knowledge, but we can not be wise with other men’s wisdom.
Michel de Montaigne (1533 – 1592)
495] I have learned this at least by my experiment: that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
Henry David Thoreau. (1817 – 1862)
496] Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt.
497] Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Howard .W. Newton
498] Happiness lies in the taste, and not in the things; and it is from having what we desire that we are happy- not from having what others think desirable.
Duc de La Rochefoucauld.
499] A man has only one way of being immortal on this earth : he has to forget he is mortal
Jean Giraudoux.
500] I have learned this at least by my experiment: that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
Henry David Thoreau. (1817 – 1862)
501] The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
Walter Bagehot (1876 – 1877).
502] The greatest revolution of our generation is the discovery that the human beings, by changing inner attitudes of their minds can change aspects of their lives.
William James.
503] Fools rush in where angles fears to tread.
Alexander Pope (1688 – 1744)
504] Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant the digitalis of failure.
Elbert Hubbard.
505] Hell is not to love any more.
Georges Bernanos.
506] Each morning puts a man on trial and each evening passes judgement.
Roy. L. Smith.
507] When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Eric Hoffer.
508] Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
George Bernard Shaw.
509] We know nothing about motivation. All we can do is write books about it.
Peter Drucker.
510] When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Buck minister Fuller
511] The tyrant dies and his rule ends, the martyr dies and his rule begins
Soren Kierkegaare.
512] Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
John Wilmot (1647 – 1680)
513] Love does not consist in gazing at each other but looking outward together in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint Exupery.
514] Many people’s tombstones should read, "Died at 30. Buried at 60".
Nicholas Murray Butler
515] May be this world is another planet’s Hell
Aldous Huxley.
516] God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
Abraham Lincoln.
517] Liberty is being free from the things we don’t like in order to be staves of the things we do like.
Ernest Benn.
518] What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don’t want to discourage it completely.
Framklin .P. Jones
519] The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of Hell, a hell of Heaven.
John Milton ( 1608 – 1674)
520] There is far great peril in buying knowledge than in buying meat and drink.
521] To read without reflecting is like eating without digesting.
Edmund Burke (1729 – 1797)
522] He is so benevolent, so merciful a man that he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.
Douglas Jerrold (1803 – 1857)
523] People who bite the hand that feeds them usually licks the boot that kicks them.
Eric Hoffer
524] To get profit without risk, experience without danger, and reward without work, is an impossible as it is to live without being born.
A.P. Gouthey.
525] The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn
David Russel.
526] What is honoured in a country will be cultivated there.
Plato
527] Revolutionary movements attract the best and worst elements
George Bernard Shaw
528] Any time you don’t want anything, you get it.
Calvin Coolidge
529] Can’t a critic give his opinion of an omlette without being asked to lay an egg ?
Clayton Rawson
530] Weed- a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Ralph Walso Emerson
531] Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
Johann. W. Von Goethe ( 1749 – 1832)
532] The measure of man is what he does with power.
Pittacus (650 ? – 569?BC)
533] A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
534] Up, sluggard and waste not like; in the grave will be sleeping enough.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 – 1790)
535] Reading made Don Quixote a gentlemen but believing what he read made him mad.
George Bernard shaw.
536] Our inequality materializes our upper class, vulgarizes our middle class, brutalizes our lower class.
Mathew Arnold ( 1822 – 1888)
537] Society attacks early when the individual is helpless.
B.F. Skinner
538] Truth will sooner come out of error than from confusion.
Francis Bacen (1561 – 1626)
539] Reading made Don Quixote a gentlemen but believing what he read made him mad.
George Bernard shaw.
540] Committee – a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Miltan Berle
541] He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone.
Jesus
542] There is nothing permanent except change.
Heraclitus (540-475 BC)
543] The happiest man is one who learns from nature the lesson of worship.
Rlph Waldo Emerson.
544] If a man runs after money, he’s money mad; if he keeps it, he’s a capitalist; if he spends it, he’s a play- boy; if he doesn’t get it, he’s a ne’er-do-well; if he doesn’t try to get it, he lacks ambition. If he gets it without working for it, he’s a paras
Vic Oliver.
545] My grandfather always said that living is like licking of thorn.
Louis A
546] Unless a woman has an amorous heart, she is a dull companion.
Samuel Johnson (1709 – 1784).
547] Action is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
Oscar Wild (1854 – 1900)
548] Today if you’re not confused you’re just not thinking clearly.
Irene Peter
549] Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
William Hazlitt (1778 – 1830)
550] Every age is modem to those who are living in it
Justice Benjamin .N. Cardozo
551] The strength of a nation is derived from the integrity of its homes.
Confucius (551 – 479 BC)
552] Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
Henry ward Beecher [ 1813 – 1887]
553] Statistics are like bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Aaron Leven Stein
554] No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much.
Jean Paul Richter ( 1763 – 1829)
555] I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell- you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain.
556] Self trust is the essence of heroism
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
557] The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
558] The dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all its meaninglessness.
- Martin Esslin.
559] One of the difficulties in the language is that all our words from loose using have lose their edge.
Ernest Hemingway
560] There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
Alfred Korzybski
561] A proverb is a short sentence based on a long experience.
Miguel de Cervantes (1547 – 1616)
562] Pleasure is frail like a dewdrop, while it laughs it dies.
Rabindranath Tagore.
563] Judge a tree from its fruit; not from the leaves.
Euripides (484 – 406 BC)
564] An old error is always more popular than a new truth.
German Proverb.
565] One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
William Shakespeare.
566] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
George Jean Nathen
567] When ever two people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is.
William James.
568] The secret source of humor itself is not joy sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
569] The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.
Thomas Jefferson
570] There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
571] I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the last judgment, it takes place every day.
Albert camus
572] Compared to what we ought to be, we are only half awake. We are making use of only a small part of our physical and mental resources. Stating the thing broadly, the human individual thus lives far, within his limits. He possesses power of various sort
William James.
573] To know all things is not permitted
Horace ( 65 – 8 BC)
574] Happiness lies in the taste, and not in the things; and it is from having what we desire that we are happy- not from having what others think desirable.
Duc de La Rochefoucauld.
575] To grow old is to pass from passion to compassion.
Albert Camus.
576] Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope…. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples build a curr
Robert. F. Kennedy.
577] We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
Johathan Swift
578] Covenants without swords are but words.
Thomas Hobbes
579] The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out.
Thomas Babington Macaulas (1800-1859)
580] Experience has taught me this, that we undo ourselves by impatience. Misfortunes have their life and their limits, their sickness and their health.
Michel de Montaigne
581] The future influences the present just as much as the past.
Friedrich Nietzsche. (1844 – 1900).
582] A good scare is worth move to a man than good advice.
Ed Have.
583] An alcoholic spends his life committing suicide on the installment plan.
584] To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves
Virginia Woolf
585] There is a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine.
586] Despite my thirty years of research in to the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer….. The great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want ?
Sigmund Freud.
587] Never answer a critic, unless he’s right.
Bernard .M. Baruch
588] If happiness truly consisted in physical case and freedom from care then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, and American cow.
William Lyon Phelps.
589] Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Samuel Butler
590] In case you’re worried about what’s going to become of the younger generation, it’s going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
Roger Allen.
591] The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
Oscar Wilde.
592] A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car
Kenneth Tynan.
593] The theory of communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property.
The communist manifesto.
594] Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
595] Christ believed in Hell. I do not myself feel that any person who is really profoundly humane can believe in everlasting punishment.
Bertrand Russel.
596] Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
Walter Lippmann
597] God is the tangential point between zero and infinity
Alfred Jarry
598] We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
Johathan Swift
599] The elimination of war should be the major task of social education.
Konrad Lorenz
600] Failure is very difficult for a writer to bear, but very few can manage the shock of early success.
Maurice Valency.